What's that, Lassie?

You say Timmy's stuck in a well and he's got a hankerin' for pumpkin cake and you'd throw him a piece but you think it'll fall apart on the way down? Have I got a recipe for you.

Keep Your Breasts out of My Phish Food

Members of PETA: Certifiably Insane? You be the judge.

"PETA wrote a letter to [Ben & Jerry's] company founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield on Tuesday, telling them cow's milk is hazardous and that milking them is cruel."

As opposed to NOT milking them? Has anyone else had mastitis? :)